Scrabble squabble wars in Week 14 of Quarantine

It’s Week 14 and I have absolutely nothing to say.  Nada.  Zero.  Zilch.  I’m at a loss for words.  They’ve evaporated.  Vanished.  I’ve searched far and wide.  The ideas no longer flow.

Adverbs abandoned.  Nouns deserted.  Vowels and adjectives are no longer stars of the show, having embarked on a lark somewhere less stark.

It hasn’t always been like this.

A was playful and jostled with C, teasing her readers with suspenseful tales.  The relentless flirting with both D and E, kept them guessing at what was meant to be.
K and L had integral roles to play, padding the middle with informative facts, hinting at clues that led the other astray.  Q and U took turns stirring the stew, whilst last, but not least, the letter Zed threaded the plot and tied up loose ends.

My alpha and beta’s have quit the cabaret, no longer a show of spell, not tell.

Their exit sealed my fate, as I’m staring at a blank slate.

The drama ensued the morning of Day 105 in loco lockdown.  There was a scuffle.  A squabble.  Accusations.  Shouting.  Stomping.  Doors slamming.  Dead silence.

I was caught in the middle with nowhere to go.

It all started with a game of scrabble.  It was meant to be an entertaining diversion from the monotony of being stuck in the quagmire of the quarantine clock, yet had I known of the hysterics to follow, I would have suggested a game of solitaire instead.

The disagreement was trivial.  Beyond ludicrous.  After all, how many versions of a word are there to dispute?  Apparently more than I cared to know.  The epic battle of the War of the Words had just begun.  The cauldron of long pent-up rivalries had boiled over into a scathing knock-down-drag-out spat, scalding the ever so fragile egos of the duelling duo.

Oy vey. Here we go again.

Ms. Thesaurus and Le Dictionary were in it for the long haul in the altercation of the century.  And, where am I?  Sequestered at home with the lot of them; a bunch of raving lunatics.

It hasn’t always been like this, but three long months of lockdown were enough to make anyone go insane.  I concur with the both of them.  After all, they’re “family”, albeit a tad dysfunctional, but nonetheless, I sympathize with their differing points of view.

Ms. Thesaurus had quite the superiority complex, a bona-fide show-off skilled at showcasing her vast repertoire of synonyms.   A literal treasury of ideas and expressions, as well as countless versions of opposing antonyms were more than enough to prove her point.  

Monsieur Dictionary was quite the je ne sais quoi know-it-all, honoured to document all facets of a word.  Definitions, meanings and pronunciations, just to name a few.

They used to work in tandem and were one heck of an unstoppable team, a writer’s dream, but now all that they do is point fingers and scream.  The two used to discourse, debate, bounce ideas around and create in the good old days of far-away yesterday.

The fracas started over the simplest of wordings.

Whether to go fishing, spend a weekend in Long Island, holiday in Spain, take a siesta, frolic in the park or jubilee unapologetically once we’re all set free.

Are you kidding me?  Give me a break!

To be continued…


Next post:  In one or two weeks, the w/o June 29th or w/o July 5th, either on Thursday or Friday or thereabouts.  Stay tuned!  Stay home, stay safe and catch up on your reading!!





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